- The required no meat on Fridays and Ash Wednesday
- I will not use my credit cards (unless I'm flat broke and I need to buy groceries or gas)
- I will not eat fast food or go out to eat (excluding Sundays, business lunches, Jamba Juice, Starbucks, or Denny's for the occasional "Blakers")
- I will go to Church every Sunday during Lent
- I will stop smoking (cigars, cigarettes, my pipe, or hookah)
- No SEX* (thats right folks, no intercourse, no cunnilingus, no fellatio, no. . .well you get the point.)
I hope that this radical change will bring me to where I need to be, and take away the numbness that I have been feeling for so long.
*Now to make sure I don't go completely insane, masturbation and kissing are still allowed.